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#Fuck your champion editnewgrounds full#

What I mean is, donвЂ™t be afraid to go full gorilla mode when youвЂ™re in the heat of battle. DonвЂ™t be afraid to lose your shit вЂ“ I donвЂ™t mean go crazy and start doing stuff that borders on вЂњAfterschool SpecialвЂќ types of domestic battery. DonвЂ™t be an idiot, be mindful, and you can safely enjoy raw dogging with minimal collateral worry.Дў. Pulling out is a LOT more effective than people let on, as long as your pullout game is strong. If youвЂ™re banging mostly suburban bred carbon copy sorority girls, youвЂ™re not gonna catch anything that canвЂ™t be cured with two pills and a 72 hour wait, and 2. Look, I get the whole вЂњBUT STDs AND BABIESвЂќ argument. Plus it makes sex just overall a lot less intimate and personable overall. TheyвЂ™re tight, irritating, and it feels like youвЂ™re suffocating your joint the whole time. The thing is, I hate condoms to the point that I would rather just not have sex than wear a condom. I hate condoms, but I donвЂ™t think IвЂ™m alone in that. Forget condoms вЂ“ Probably the most controversial point on this list. Thus, IвЂ™m gonna reach into my arsenal and pull out some of the most critical components of my sex game that have garnered even unprovoked praise from women throughout my years.ДЎ. IвЂ™m saying this because as the reader, I care about you and want you to succeed with whatever girl(s) you may be working on right now. Trust me, IвЂ™m not trying to publicly stroke my own dick here. Which begs the question: am I just really good, or am I just normal and the majority of dudes are really mediocre? No clue. Slowly but surely, I realized just how undersexed these girls actually were, and how I was functioning just maybe a notch higher than what I would consider to be normal sex. I didnвЂ™t even think I was doing anything special, I just kind of do my thing and thought that itвЂ™s how itвЂ™s supposed to be done. ItвЂ™s happened many a time in my life that IвЂ™ve finished up with a chick and she will not shut the fuck up about how great I am at sex. Me and Soze are just regular guys who happen to have fucked a lot in our lifetimes and decided to apply what works and trim what doesnвЂ™t.

#Fuck your champion editnewgrounds license#

I donвЂ™t have any sort of official license from some kind of organization that qualifies me to talk on the subject. Now, before you think IвЂ™m up here on my high horse with long, flowing hair ala Fabio and just got done having my weekly all-girl orgy, IвЂ™m not an expert on sex by any means. Girls dress and act more promiscuous than ever, but treat your dick like 12 year old with ADD handling a joystick once they actually get their hands on it.ДЄnd donвЂ™t even get me started on girls who donвЂ™t arch their back properly. Dudes canвЂ™t stop talking about it, but come game time they shrivel up into their high school freshman self and poke and prod like theyвЂ™ve never seen a human vagina before.

#Fuck your champion editnewgrounds how to#

ThereвЂ™s an epidemic going on nowadays where it seems like people are more obsessed with sex than ever, but donвЂ™t even know how to do it properly.